Joe Says:
I've got your haiku right here!
I just can't stand him
always driving me insane
Joe is a douche bag
every time he speaks
like shards of glass in my ear
I wish I was deaf
mouth won't stop flapping
dear God, why won't he shut up?
he's at it again
tried to block him out
but he keeps getting louder
Touché, Joe. Touché.
die die die die die
die die die die die die die
die die die die Joe
Just for the record I don't want Joe to die...but I wouldn't mind if he got like chronic diarrhea. But for creative purposes, I think it's okay to say die. As long as it's known that I don't really mean it.
I think in a way
every one of us knows Joe
isn't that awful?
clomp clomp clomp all day
can't sit down for three seconds
nail his feet to floor
just how dumb is Joe?
as dumb as a rock? A fish?
a piece of corn bread?
I'm sorry, corn bread
I hope there's no hard feelings
you're smarter than Joe
I know everything
I am loud and obnoxios
Dara thinks I'm great
My first wife left me
but I can't imagine why
oh that's right, I suck
Joe is really loud
he's not very smart, either
not a good combo
Well, it's a new week
God, not the song thing again
You're a riot, Joe.
he's still annoying
he's still singing stupid songs
yes, I still hate Joe
Here's to my friend Joe,
he may be a moron, but...
...well, there is no "but"
I might write a book
I could even draw pictures
So Joe could read it
Joe of the Jungle
A hungry tiger in the brush
Farewell Joe.
thanks to NYPinTA for this one
A newly eaten Joe
in the hungry tiger
the crowd cheers.
NYPinTA again
If I beat up Joe
Hit him with a sack of rocks
Would I go to jail?
if judge knew Joe
the verdict would be simple:
hit Joe with more rocks
I can't believe it
He's like a biblical plague
punishment from God
The return of Christ
Can't come soon enough for me
My death will be swift
Joe will be having
A Christmas Party next week
I'll be sick that day
Poor Joe sits alone
No one comes to his party
Tells jokes to himself
thanks to Trinamick
He'll have his two cats
and a picture of his wife
bwa ha ha ha ha!
what kind of man sings
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gay Deer
his wife must be proud
No Joe for four days
no feet clomping past my desk
what a happy thought
